Monday, October 6, 2014

Cheating Denver Broncos Flood Stadium With Marijuana, Cause Dizzied Cardinals To Lose Sunday Game

Multiple NFL teams have complained the high marijuana to oxygen ration inside Mile High Stadium gives the marijuana-trained Broncos an unfair advantage at home against incoming teams from states where marijuana remains appropriately illegal.
Denver, Colorado – Shocking new reports from sources in Denver confirm that Denver Broncos personnel were seen flooding Mile High Stadium with marijuana smoke, inundating the stadium with copious clouds of the mind-altering chemical moments before the game.  Sources claim Denver Broncos staff also flooded the Cardinal’s lockerroom with a constant stream of marijuana smoke before the game and during halftime, as they have done with other teams for the last two years.
NBC commentators noted that several Cardinals players, including veteran Calais Campbell, complained of instantly feeling ‘dizzy and nauseated’ when they took to the stadium to do stretches and practice before the game started. Cardinal's coach Bruce Arians complained of feeling like he was ‘having a stroke’ as he stood on the sideline, trying to focus on his players and finding out why his receivers continually dropped passes throughout the first half of the Sunday night game.
“It is suspicious when you have the Cardinal's defense running weak and wobbly-legged and Peyton Manning chucking 77-yard touchdown passes off his left foot to his receivers, our guys hardly able to keep their balance and giggling,” a stoic Bruce Arians said, saying the Cardinals will get beyond this game and prepare for next week.

Let's face it, Peyton Manning and his entire cabal of Broncos are using marijuana as a performance-enhancing drug.   Be honest here.  Manning is geriatric by NFL standards, yet is set to break the touchdown record of the legendary Brett Favre.  If the Broncos weren't suffering from 'juana rage, his 77-yard touchdown toss would have also given him the single-game passing record.

Does no one else find this all highly suspicious?  That a mediocre quarterback who was cut from the Colts from being to old, suddenly moves to a marijuana-fanatic state where everyone huffs and puffs, then he suddenly starts throwing up legendary numbers?  He opens 21 'munchies' factories, aka, Papa Johns and no one bats an eye?

Wake up, sheeple!

Manning is still keeping a youthful, muscular appearance, unlike Favre who looked rugged and gray, hobbled by years of battle in the NFL. But Peyton Manning continues to hop about like a newborn fawn hopping about the Spring-morning's dew, so fresh and revitalized! It is because the Denver Broncos are no good cheats.

Buffalo Bills v Denver BroncosArians may have a reasonable concern.  The Cardinals receivers did drop the ball more than usual and their usually stellar defense could barely hold their legs under them.  The one guy who could play good defense was chop blocked and now will be on injured reserve for a month.
The image at right blatantly shows a marijuana-conditioned Broncos player walking through a field of marijuana smoke earlier this season.
If the evidence and accusations are correct, the Broncos are actively training in marijuana heavy conditions and then flooding the locker rooms of visiting teams with marijuana, and the stadium with marijuana, making the other team devastatingly ‘high’ and unfocused throughout the game.
And this is the secret to how the Broncos are pulling off record-setting victories like they did today.  I will draft an official letter to the NFL to investigate the Bronco’s underhanded strategies, which again, has been an ongoing complaint by multiple teams playing against this morally questionable franchise.
On to the evidence.
Peyton Manning and the Broncos obviously hotboxing in their locker room.  The Broncos routinely smoke marijuana to their heart's content, giving them loose, limber muscles before and after the game.  Marijuana is a performance enhancing drug and the Broncos are abusing this loophole to the league's very strict anti-doping policy.  

They are calling it the most violent cheap shot in the history of the NFL.  Look at how Thomas' Denver-mariuana air filled body is rippling with angry muscles, ready to unleash 'juana rage on a fairly conditioned Campbell.  

Beers, marijuana and groping hugs from women.  The Broncos are living it up because the US allowed Colorado to become a liberal utopia.  Teams from more conservative states cannot compete against the Broncos and their marijuana advantages.

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